Social changes are too slow. Luckily, revolutions can be bought!

Passionate Protestors

Our protestors have all the free time in the world and attended the best liberal arts colleges. They can be passionate about every subject imaginable, thus they are experts at marching, standing around, or even organising a flash mob for your cause!

Quick Impact

We can throw together a world-changing protest in just 24h (for the right price, of course). Just be sure to notice us before 5pm, and we can deliver a traffic-stopping march the following working day!

Assured Change

For any protest you purchase, we will ensure that changes happen in your government (it'll take less time if it's a democracy). We will follow-up with your leaders and continuously lobby until the changes you paid for come to life!

Small Scale Protest

$999,999

  1. Banners and Flags.
  2. 600 Disgruntled Protesters.
  3. A Thoughtful Protest Chant.
  4. Blocking of at least 5 Major Intersections.
A March

$100,000,000

  1. Confetti and Fireworks.
  2. 1,500 Angry Protesters.
  3. Messaging Service for Internet Blackout.
  4. Immobilising at least 5 Districts.
A Revolution!

$999,999,999

  1. Storming the TV Stations!
  2. A Tank! (for intimidation, not firing)
  3. Uniform for Protesters!
  4. Bribing the Entire Police Force!